'Metallica is going to be huge with that Lulu thing they put out' - My 2011 with Ghoul's Digestor

Mmmm, cough medicine...

Hello there Digestor. A personal question we know, but what was the best album you bought this year?
None. I don't buy albums. I live under a cemetery in a third world country and have no concept of money or commerce.

...Which leads us neatlly into our next question. Best album you’ve heard this year but never got round to buying?

Punishment of Luxury - Laughing Academy.

What about the worst Album you bought this year?

See answer number one.

You get about a bit - who were the best band you saw live in 2011?
Our intergalactic Lords and Masters, GWAR.

And what, for you, was the most exciting event of the year?
My Nobel Prize nomination.

What about the most yawn-inducing event of 2011- any nominations?

The time I drank an entire value size bottle of cough medicine.

Party time. What will you be drinking at Midnight on December 31 to see in 2012?
More of that cough medicine.

And who is your tip to break out of the underground and into the general consciousness in 2012?
I think those Metallica guys are going to finally make a splash with this Lulu thing they put out.

OK. So Jaymz and co will be busting out all over next year. What does 2012 hold in store for you?
The same thing is holds in store for all of us. The end of existence as we know it.

And what is your Christmas message to the readers of Metal as Fuck?
Uh...Merry Christmas!...sorry, I blanked...