God rest ye merry hessians, let nothing you dismay,
For good Rob Halford is singing songs about Christmas, yay!
To save us all from shitty bands and make us all feel gay (happy),
With tidings of leather and whips, leather and whips,
Wiiiith tiiiidinnnngs of Leaaaather and whiiiiiips.
Christmas is the greatest time of year. It’s the one time when you can get away with being utterly retarded.