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There Will Be Blood (and alcohol and unplanned pregnancies)

We asked our finest writer to do a fair, balanced preview of the upcoming Bloodstock festival. Unfortunately he was ill so we got Wanker Gorlock, who covered the festival in 2009, to do it instead.

Hello. I'm Count Gorlock. Writer, Sexgod, Hero.

Bloodstock Open Air- Day 1: Confessions of a man (mad enough to live amongst mullets).

Three days in a field, surrounded by hessians, booze and burger vans. Is this hell? No. It's Derby. Metal as Fuck attended the Bloodstock Open Air festival and got its face blasted to bits by metal. Read on!